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Testimony 3 (Bacon is Good For you?)

Posted by FishOfTheU.K.

Well you've heard how bacon is bad for you and can lead to certain cancers but acording to a study from Dr. Alber Gruber. He said, "My research has found that three strips of crispy, mouthwatering bacon every morning can actually reduce cholesterol and help slow the aging process." He also said, "What's more, the bacon's positive effects are enhanced when combined with milk shakes and/or marijuana." In 1997 Gruber made a very outrageous claim that i shalln't and probably aren't alowed to say and was awarded 9 Nobel Prizes in Medicine for discovering it.

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